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What do you want to know?
Why is your name "Ijiri Okada"?
Here!
It's there!
It's like Tetsuko's room.
It's often misunderstood.
"Ijiri" was originally an idol group called "Gakken Momoko".
It was a long time ago.
I want to make "Momoko" famous.
The idol group "Momoko" was held in Harajuku.
When the event was broadcast, the editor was informed about the idol group.
He made a story about the group and the idol group.
He asked the audience if they could use "Ijiri" in their stories.
They didn't want Okada to be famous.
They wanted "Ijiri" in their stories.
That's right.
But it's just a story.
It's like a weird story.
And Zudan is a combination of Kid Cut and Kid Cut.
Don't laugh!
You and Kogashiu are the same.
Before talking about me and Kanei, Kogashiu and Zudan laughed during the choreography.
That's not it. You and Kogashiu are the same.
You and Kogashiu are the same.
You're laughing from the bottom of your heart.
It's not funny at all.
[Ijiri Okada and Twitter]
When I and Ijiri Okada reached Twitter,
in August 1991,
at a place called the Triple Summer Festival,
Ijiri Okada gave a public speech in front of the financial department
with Ipei Sakakibara and Akiru Fushimura.
In August of that year,
after two months, in October of that year,
it was the turn of the financial department,
so people around the world didn't see it as such an important event.
Because it was such a small newspaper.
However, because it was an erotic program of "toying" = "dolphin eye" , I thought that I had come up with a nasty game name of "toying" with girls.
And the world misunderstood me as an AV actor.
I think so too.
I think so too!
Why do you say that from above little by little?
Don't you notice it little by little?
I'm like this from here, right?
At that time, it was like that.
That's right!
And "toying" is nasty!
And even when I was on 2bay's show, when I was wondering why "toying" became "toying",
In Osaka, the word "toying" had a very nasty word and had a nasty sound.
When I learned what kind of man he was in terms of that, I realized that it wasn't such an erotic image.
"Toying" is good at "toying".
It's like idol "toying".
That's amazing!
That's where "toying" came from.
That's where it came from!
I'm sure "cut" was a group name.
I'm sure!
That's not funny!
What kind of name was it?
It was a name given by a partner, so it didn't mean anything.
It didn't mean anything.
What kind of story is it?
I've never seen you do "toying".
I haven't done "toying" yet.
That's not it!
It just happened to be the 7th generation of comedy.
This is the 3rd generation.
In Tokyo, it was "bunran", "b21", "hiroshi", and "kansai".
It was the 3rd generation of "boom" there.
"uchimura" and "nanbara" and "uchiyo nanchan" used "short content" as "boom".
They used "short content" and "content".
"cut" and "toying" have absolutely no difference.
When it comes to high school seniors, "kid cut" itself is "short content".
With that, "mokuyo special" on Japanese TV,
which is a show where the 3rd generation of comedians appear 30 to 40 times,
was won by "toguro-san", "watanabe-san", "masai- san" and "shinsan-san".
That's amazing!
And "toying" was won by "matsumura" with "short content" and "kid cut" with "short content".
Are you a champion?
Yes, I won "mokuyo special".
I won "mokuyo special" with "short content" and "kid cut" with "short content".
When it comes to making a show with "short content" on Japanese TV,
"toying" is "toying".
"Defense"!
Taduchi and Kichiri were in the same team, weren't they?
Yes.
Kiito and Keisuke were in the same team, and Settai and Goro were in the same team.
Oh, really?
Urawa and Yamada were in the same team, and Kiito and Tadashi were in the same team.
Kiito and Tadashi...
Aren't they in the same team?
No, they're not.
They're not in the wrong team.
We're in the same team.
What does that mean?
What does "partner" mean?
"Partner" means high school classmates.
Urawa Jitsuryu Gakuen High School.
Satoh Shiori was my junior high school classmate.
Oh, really?
I met her in high school in a club called "High School Club".
I joined the club with her.
I thought I could win a championship or something like that.
"Partner" means you're 90% late for work.
What does that mean?
Isn't it amazing?
90%?
90%!
The reason I joined the club was because of my salary.
When I joined Fujii's amateur club...
I thought, "If I join Fujii's club, I'll give up on this entertainment world."
I see.
I graduated from a specialized school at the age of 20.
It wasn't until I was 22 that I realized the darkness of this world.
It was a time when I didn't want to talk to anyone anymore.
In the meantime, I longed for another life.
Kinichi Hashimoto auditioned for "Kinjuku".
I auditioned for "Watanabe Pro".
I made it to the finals and fell.
Even after two years, I made it to the finals and fell.
I went to "Watanabe Pro", but I fell in the finals.
But going all the way to the finals doesn't mean you can't do anything.
I told my friends, "If I can join Fujii's club, I'll make this world a better place."
I got a job in April of the year I turned 23.
I joined Fujii's club.
When I was about to finish "Watanabe Pro"...
I said, "Isn't there anyone who can join Fujii's club?"
They said, "Yes, there is."
I joined Fujii's club.
But I couldn't do it alone.
I invited my classmates, my salaryman and my boss.
I used my courage only when I was working.
Finally, I got an audition for my job.
I quit my job and came to this world.
But I'm late for lunch.
That's a difficult thing to do.
We have been friends for three years in high school.
We talked about love stories and consulted each other.
I have a lot of OKUYAMA.
I like OKUYAMA.
I get a lot of OKUYAMA's calls from high school girls every day.
Is it that bad?
I couldn't say "I'm sorry for forcing you to join my band."
I told you not to be late.
Even if I won or got good results, I would be late.
Even so?
I would like to say now that I got a debut as a combo for the first time.
Even if you just made your debut, you have the power of a triple.
That's right.
When I got a reporter's job as a regular on the evening broadcast of TSURUKOSHI SHOW, I got up at 4 o'clock in the evening.
It wasn't in the evening, it was in the evening.
I got up at three and a half o'clock in the evening.
I just woke up.
Where is OKUYAMA?
OKUYAMA is in OMIYA.
Is OKUYAMA in OMIYA?
I'm sorry for just giving you a reporter's job as a regular on the evening broadcast of TSURUKOSHI SHOW.
I just woke up.
The director at the time said, "Let's not say it to the people of the country," and when it was time for the live broadcast, he said, "Let's say it because nothing happened."
Even if it's 10 o'clock, it won't come, so it won't be there in time.
TSURUKOSHI SHOW said, "Let's call it today, too. Cut the key."
Yes, it's a serious cut. Where are you coming today?
It's evening like this, so I hope you'll come again in the middle of a sick person.
That's right.
That's what I'm talking about, but I can't hear the opera singer's voice.
When did you say TSURUKOSHI SHOW?
You found out, didn't you?
Eh! Did you find out in the end?
You're apologizing now, and you're apologizing after the broadcast, aren't you?
Yes.
So you can't help it today, can you?
Yes.
You woke up now again in a month's time.
Eh! I did it over and over again.
Well, it was found out.
Eh! Again?
It was finally transmitted to Mr. Oyerai of Nippon Osuto.
And when I came back from Nippon Osuto's intermission, there was a manager of Oripro.
I got on the bus and apologized to Mr. Oyerai of Nippon Osuto.
I was waiting in a lobby of a nearby Imperial Hotel.
Is it over that soon?
I got on the Shinkansen just for that and took off one minute before the Shinkansen arrived.
You got on and left?
This is decided to continue and continue.
Fuji TV's Eike Sakakibara and Mane Yamase's "Face Masterpiece Theater"
Every month, there are two
Corporal Chief Manager comes to the dressing room and says, "What's wrong with that dressing room?"
Oh, you're lying.
Well, that's right.
Oh, it's a little late.
Oh, I see.
Well, I'll make you some food or something.
Eike Sakakibara and Mane Yamase, please take care of me.
Oh, you're lying.
Again?
Yes.
When I called the lobby of the Imperial Hotel, there was a laugh of a Corporal Chief Manager.
Oh, it's a little late.
It's 12 o'clock.
Oh, Mane Yamase called me and said, 'It's okay if it's just one o'clock.'
What?
Don't you know?
No, I don't.
Well, it's true that you can make it in one o'clock.
Oh, I can make it in one o'clock.
So I told the Chief Manager, "Oh, it seems like it was one o'clock when it was 12 o'clock."
Oh, I see. Then it's okay.
And the Corporal Manager was happy with a smile.
Oh, it's a little late.
And there was a manager who talked with the Corporal Manager.
The Corporal Manager said to the manager, "Oh, Corporal Manager said it was okay at one o'clock."
Oh, I see.
No, we haven't talked a word today.
Oh, I see.
Even if it's one o'clock, you can't make it.
You can't make it.
Oh, I see.
Then the Corporal Manager went to the front of the studio and said, "Oh, Okada."
He hasn't come yet, but Okada, you can't make it every day.
What?
No, you can't. You can't do it, but you can do it.
Then, when Okuyama came to Fuji TV and Okada came to me, I gave it back to him.
You haven't been back for a month now, have you?
And in this month's live and next month's live, I said, "You're doing the song by yourself until next month's live."
Wow, that's amazing.
"You're doing it by yourself every month," I said, and I left the studio.
When Okuyama came, I gave it back to him.
Oh, you're back now, aren't you?
"You're doing the song by yourself every month," I said, and I left the studio.
It was like a drama.
When I and the manager were talking, Okuyama was at the door of the hallway.
Wow, that's amazing.
When I heard that, I misunderstood it and said, "You're doing the song by yourself every month from now on," and I misunderstood it.
Wow, that's amazing.
And even in the members' train, we decided to disband.
It's already decided.
And when I came to Okuyama after work, I didn't answer the phone anymore.
Oh, you didn't answer the phone anymore.
And my junior came out and said, "It seems like Okuyama-san will disband."
I didn't say it to myself, but I heard it from my juniors, and we couldn't talk about it at all, and we disbanded.
What are you talking about?
And I told the manager about it, and that's how I got interested in Okada's music.
I've been doing it for a year now, and I've always been a fan of Okada.
I quit when I was 26.
And I haven't spoken for 14 years now.
I'm 40 years old now.
I happened to be on your radio show.
I was on the radio show for a while.
I quit when I was 26.
And I've been doing it ever since.
I've been doing it with a lot of enthusiasm.
After I graduated, I started doing Yabe Yakan- chan's videos.
I've been doing Yabe Yakan-chan's videos since I was 40 years old.
And suddenly, I was ranked first in Yabe Yakan- chan's videos.
What do you mean?
Dirty Master
I was on a video call with my classmate's ramen shop.
What?
I asked my mother, and she said...
Hirose, I'm the director of the broadcasting club.
I was very reliable.
Hirose, you're doing ramen?
My mother called me and said...
Hirose, I heard from Yabe Yakan-chan that you're in middle school.
Yes, I am.
Go ahead.
I said.
Hirose.
Yes.
Okada.
Yes.
Okada, I don't think you're in middle school.
Yes.
Sometimes he comes to eat ramen.
We're adults now, so we're free to do whatever we want.
If you come to my restaurant and I'm there, you two can have a chat.
Did you give me a performance?
I'm 40 years old and I'm nervous.
That's not true.
My juniors told me to break up.
My parents told me to break up.
It's dangerous for me not to listen to my parents.
Hirose is a very reliable man.
If you're there, let's go.
There's a counter.
There's only one seat for you two.
There's only one seat.
There's only one seat for you two.
I was the first one to go.
I was very nervous.
Then Okuyama showed up.
And we sat down.
Hirose didn't say anything.
Then we asked each other what we felt.
Why did you break up without telling your juniors?
Did you hear what I said earlier?
No, Okuyama.
I can't do a live show alone.
I didn't say anything like this.
Maybe you're right.
Why did you misunderstand me?
Then we asked each other what we felt.
Let's make a story based on a story that you stand out.
You said everything you didn't know at the time and made up.
So we made up.
We went on a date and fell in love.
Okuyama has changed since entering this world.
He's not the kind of person you shouldn't underestimate.
He's very kind and I don't want you to underestimate him.
So I took a pose.
Okuyama has changed since entering this world.
It's a little hard for me to talk to him.
He's like Okuyama of the Summers.
Summers is Okuyama of Okuyama.
He likes games and goes to Mimura's house.
Okuyama is that kind of extrovert.
He doesn't talk to me either.
He doesn't talk to me at all next to the Shinkansen at work in Nagoya.
He doesn't talk to me even when I'm in the dressing room.
He doesn't talk to me even when we meet up at a bar.
I want to talk to him.
I want him to go back to Okuyama at that time.
So I went on stage and said, 'Hello, I'm Okuyama of Okuyama.'
When I said, 'Okuyama,' he said, 'Oh, I'm happy.'
That's what I said.
But when I was 14 years old,
I got used to Okuyama of Okuyama when I was in high school
at the ramen shop that Hirose set up for me.
We talk a lot.
He talked to me.
I thought I had to talk to him.
But Okuyama talked to me.
I see. Okuyama went back to Okuyama.
Wait, Okada is Noboru's brother, isn't he?
Why is Noboru his brother?
Noboru is his third brother.
That's amazing.
I was so happy.
I can't imagine how you felt at the time.
You almost broke up with Okuyama.
I'm sorry, Okuyama.
Your salaryman life and the moment you were born.
Even though your life wasn't stable, you came into this world.
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you back then.
No, I couldn't meet Okada and Noboru.
I was happy that I could see such a dream in an entertainment world where I never went.
So I'm grateful for you.
I thought you were grateful for me.
That was ten years ago.
I'm glad.
I'm grateful for you calling me 'the most important Okada'.
Because when you say 'the most', I remember it a little.
No, I don't need Okada at all.
I don't need Noboru.
No, you don't.
But you don't need Okada.